Are you reading this blog now? Good. You’ve found it.
Ha, Ha, April Fool.
OK. On a more serious note, I thought I’d run through last month’s searches and see what terms people used to find this site.
So, in March, I had just over 1,000 hits, or about 35/day. Not quite half of those (14/day) were based on unknown queries, due to Google’s entirely reasonable policy of protecting user privacy. What about the rest? Well here they are, somewhat compacted ( / means two different queries. A number (n) means (n) identical queries):
We start off with the sane people, looking for organizational websites, or software help, or recipes, or gardening advice:
libre office charts / calendar
oatmeal or lettuce 2
ramen mix oat
maintaining a keyhole garden
gardens with chicken wire and hay
Have no idea what a chiveyo is, but they found my oatmeal with chiveyogurt recipe
Then we get folks looking for specific anime:
yuichi kanon 2002 3
girls und panzer mouse trap
saunders kei 3
leopard 2 anime
kokoro connect taichi e inaba
anime school body swap
where does highschool of the dead leave off
I think I’m the only one who has ever written about Kanon 2002, and I don’t think you can do a query on GaruPan without getting a hit on my blog. As for the other searches, I don’t think anyone ever kissed in Aiura — it wasn’t that kind of anime. And the HOTD question is perfectly reasonable, and the answer is that Season 1 of the anime ends at Volume 4 Chapter 15 of the manga.
Then we get more named anime, but with less pure motives:
is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon nudity?
anime hot amani (I think Amani is a Naruto character)
food wars couples / boobs
strike the blood porn / [s]ex / pictures of girls exposing their underwear uncensored
Why all the interest in Strike the Blood I don’t know. Yes, there’s pantsus. No, they’re not interesting.
And finally, people just looking around for kinky stuff, the kind of searches one is embarrassed to admit find your blog.
anime girl blowing balloon
boy jump anime
mecha anime dark
world loli girls porn
girls in skirts stuck in holes
download magical girl bondage hentai
anime brother molesting small sister
Those last two are, of course, the famous tooth-brushing scene from Nisemonogatari. The rest, I just don’t know.
And that’s the Internet in a nutshell. Ten percent serious, 60% frivolous, 30% perverted. Glad I’m keeping up the standards.
Thanks for stopping by, and now you know how to find me again.
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